hardworking slacker (thrownoverbored) wrote in killallhipsters,
hardworking slacker

2006 Hipster Scum of the Year

Mickey Avalon

- white boy "glam rapper".
- friends with Simon Rex, who apparently now goes by "Rainbow". my bad, it's "Dirt Nasty".
- throws out pity-me phrases constantly, referring to 1) family surviving the Holocaust, 2) father leaving him, 3) being a street hustler

and the crowning glory:
The phrase “Thank You” is tattooed across his stomach in bold letters.
“I got that at a time I was having sex with a lot of beautiful girls and I was really grateful,” he explains with a smile.

oh, christ.
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